Dear all
I thought you might be interested in knowing the result of an exhaustive
study performed at the home of well known researcher Kate Trundell into
whether exercising mind control over the growth of weeds and the reduction
of the ironing pile actually worked.
This study performed over a matter of the last week involved the researcher
staring wistfully at her ever increasing pile of ironing and overgrowth of
weeds and seeing if mind control could stop the weeds growing or indeed if
the weeds would keel over and disappear and that the clothes would
miraculously uncrease themselves. However, results published today revealed
the startling fact that it didn't matter how long the weeds or ironing were
glared at nothing changed. A change of tactic was then employed which
required the swallowing of a lot of voltarol (anti-inflammatory painkillers)
and activity and resulted in the garden being relatively weedfree.
Unfortunately, the ironing pile has still not reduced and so some of the
clothes have been put away in a creased condition. This may well require
another study to see if the clothes uncrease themselves in the wardrobe and
cupboards but at least the settee is visible now.
If anybody requires more information into this study please contact the
above named researcher to arrange a date to go out for lunch, or an evening
searching out the effects of alcohol or a visit by the researcher.
Looking forward to seeing you soon
Kate
PS Greece was lovely - brilliant not to have to cook and shop
I love her so much... I miss her everyday xxx