Hi to anyone who stillr eads this, this is Mags (Emma). I have been missing Kate, my poodle, so much recently and have been up late looking at photo's and emails when I found this one and amongst the tears it made me smile and I thought some of you may enjoy it and it may make you smile too.

Dear all


I thought you might be interested in knowing the result of an exhaustive

study performed at the home of well known researcher Kate Trundell into

whether exercising mind control over the growth of weeds and the reduction

of the ironing pile actually worked.

This study performed over a matter of the last week involved the researcher

staring wistfully at her ever increasing pile of ironing and overgrowth of

weeds and seeing if mind control could stop the weeds growing or indeed if

the weeds would keel over and disappear and that the clothes would

miraculously uncrease themselves. However, results published today revealed

the startling fact that it didn't matter how long the weeds or ironing were

glared at nothing changed. A change of tactic was then employed which

required the swallowing of a lot of voltarol (anti-inflammatory painkillers)

and activity and resulted in the garden being relatively weedfree.

Unfortunately, the ironing pile has still not reduced and so some of the

clothes have been put away in a creased condition. This may well require

another study to see if the clothes uncrease themselves in the wardrobe and

cupboards but at least the settee is visible now.

If anybody requires more information into this study please contact the

above named researcher to arrange a date to go out for lunch, or an evening

searching out the effects of alcohol or a visit by the researcher.

Looking forward to seeing you soon

Kate

PS Greece was lovely - brilliant not to have to cook and shop




I love her so much... I miss her everyday xxx